Now I've heard everything
Finally, stalkers have a device of their very own! It's a sound
amplifying machine and I understand the use for old codgers. Not a bad
idea I guess, $15 is a small price to pay for continuing to deny that
your hearing is shot. The kicker though is that in the commercial they
advocate using this thing to eavesdrop on people! No whispered
conversation is safe. Now you can catch the neighbors gossiping about
you or find out if the babes in spandex across the gym are checking you
out. All for only $15, what a deal. I'm sure you can't click this link fast enough.
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